Warlock Watch
ginger-reaper:

just-fuyumiwinnston:

morbidgiggles:

ronald-deadlyboy-knox:

stupid-mechanic:

notexactlyamanwhore:

centralmechanic:

ellen024:

dafthappiness:

semi-fictional:

pettyartist:

justafork:
Fork owns an impressive intelligence, however can only do so once an hour. Additionally, she is protected from damage by a diamond-like hide, but only while concentrating. Fork has been known to copy any one power of her combatants. Shamefully, Fork endures the burden of being insane. 
Cool.

Pettyartist has developed a magnificent collection of useful gadgets. Also, she has been known to spin like a whirlwind and she has learned to make butterflies appear from nowhere. Lamentably, Pettyartist takes harm from exposure to silver.
…
SILVER.


Celina developed the talent to view distant locations with her mind. Also, she possesses the power to deflect kinetic shockwaves and she rides a super jetpack into battle. Celina has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind and she has the power to confuse the emotions of an attacker, but using this power makes her camouflaged for five minutes. Additionally, she has learned to take control of light and bend it to her will. Lamentably, Celina is deathly afraid of fish.
…WUT

Daffy rides a staggering lizard into battle. Additionally, she developed the talent to sculpt and mold all steel with a thought and she has inherited all of the powers and talents of a bison. Daffy has mastered the ability to communicate with jackals through a mental link and she has learned to transform any spider into a fly. She also is able to copy the mental attributes of her combatants, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Terribly, Daffy becomes weak in the presence of corbomite.
Oh. Ok.

Ellen has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against multiple antagonists. She is able to confuse the hearing of an enemy and she can deflect heat beams. Ellen developed the talent to communicate with creatures telepathically and she wrangles with rivals using a cruel pet scorpion made from illusion. Additionally, she has been known to transform any alien into a starfish, but only while in pain. Lamentably, Ellen becomes unable to see cats in the presence of diamond.
I’M WEARING DIAMOND JEWELRY WHERE ARE ALL THE KITTIES

Sketch has the power to take control of heat and bend it to her will. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind. Lamentably, Sketch is infamous for being night-blind.
CONGRATULATIONS, SKETCH. YOU ARE A HEAT BENDER.

(Tris has inherited all of the powers and talents of a bee, however only in darkness. She likewise can transform any scorpion into cloth and she is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Tris wages war using an accurate longbow made from water. Sadly, Tris takes harm from exposure to rubber.
The fuck…)

Jenn has learned to transform her body into crystal. She likewise displays a remarkable array of tools and she can cause her foes to become stupid, however this power only lasts ten minutes at a time. Sadly, Jenn takes harm from exposure to dust.
-achoooo-

Adrienne possesses the power to change shape into a butterfly. Additionally, she is able to create physical matter out of thin air and she attacks with a wicked axe that can force rivals to run home and cry to mama, however can only do so twice a day. Shamefully, Adrienne struggles with being insane. 
……PERFECT. That is SO me. :D

Undertaker possesses the power to view distant locations with his mind. He also developed the talent to change shape into a sloth and he is able to deflect blinding light. Undertaker has been known to edit the memories of others and he has learned to transform any man into a lizard. Sadly, Undertaker is deathly afraid of foxes.

Fuyumi is known for her extraordinary dexterity. She can transform her body into physical matter and she wages war wielding a razor-sharp laser cannon. Fuyumi has an incredible wisdom and she has the power to confuse the thinking of an opponent. Unfortunately, Fuyumi has a weakness of being afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome.

Inez has been known to transform any cat into a whale. Also, she has mastered the ability to transform her body into titanium and she displays a wondrous knack at fighting in the dark. Inez has the power to block death rays and deflect them toward a single combatant and she has an overwhelming speed. She also has learned to make duplicates of herself. Sadly, Inez takes harm from exposure to crystal.

Mallory has learned to make badgers appear from nowhere, however doing so drains her charisma for six seconds. She has been known to make duplicates of herself and she can become camouflaged, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Mallory has an awe-inspiring sense of hearing and she has the power to transform fire into physical matter. She also has mastered the ability to transform any lizard into water, but only when concentrating. Mallory developed the talent to transform any sheep into a grue. Unfortunately, Mallory becomes deaf in the presence of air.
…win.

ginger-reaper:

just-fuyumiwinnston:

morbidgiggles:

ronald-deadlyboy-knox:

stupid-mechanic:

notexactlyamanwhore:

centralmechanic:

ellen024:

dafthappiness:

semi-fictional:

pettyartist:

justafork:


Fork owns an impressive intelligence, however can only do so once an hour. Additionally, she is protected from damage by a diamond-like hide, but only while concentrating. Fork has been known to copy any one power of her combatants. Shamefully, Fork endures the burden of being insane.
 

Cool.

Pettyartist has developed a magnificent collection of useful gadgets. Also, she has been known to spin like a whirlwind and she has learned to make butterflies appear from nowhere. Lamentably, Pettyartist takes harm from exposure to silver.

SILVER.

Celina developed the talent to view distant locations with her mind. Also, she possesses the power to deflect kinetic shockwaves and she rides a super jetpack into battle. Celina has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind and she has the power to confuse the emotions of an attacker, but using this power makes her camouflaged for five minutes. Additionally, she has learned to take control of light and bend it to her will. Lamentably, Celina is deathly afraid of fish.

…WUT

Daffy rides a staggering lizard into battle. Additionally, she developed the talent to sculpt and mold all steel with a thought and she has inherited all of the powers and talents of a bison. Daffy has mastered the ability to communicate with jackals through a mental link and she has learned to transform any spider into a fly. She also is able to copy the mental attributes of her combatants, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Terribly, Daffy becomes weak in the presence of corbomite.

Oh. Ok.

Ellen has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against multiple antagonists. She is able to confuse the hearing of an enemy and she can deflect heat beams. Ellen developed the talent to communicate with creatures telepathically and she wrangles with rivals using a cruel pet scorpion made from illusion. Additionally, she has been known to transform any alien into a starfish, but only while in pain. Lamentably, Ellen becomes unable to see cats in the presence of diamond.

I’M WEARING DIAMOND JEWELRY WHERE ARE ALL THE KITTIES

Sketch has the power to take control of heat and bend it to her will. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind. Lamentably, Sketch is infamous for being night-blind.

CONGRATULATIONS, SKETCH. YOU ARE A HEAT BENDER.

(Tris has inherited all of the powers and talents of a bee, however only in darkness. She likewise can transform any scorpion into cloth and she is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Tris wages war using an accurate longbow made from water. Sadly, Tris takes harm from exposure to rubber.

The fuck…)

Jenn has learned to transform her body into crystal. She likewise displays a remarkable array of tools and she can cause her foes to become stupid, however this power only lasts ten minutes at a time. Sadly, Jenn takes harm from exposure to dust.

-achoooo-

Adrienne possesses the power to change shape into a butterfly. Additionally, she is able to create physical matter out of thin air and she attacks with a wicked axe that can force rivals to run home and cry to mama, however can only do so twice a day. Shamefully, Adrienne struggles with being insane. 

……PERFECT. That is SO me. :D

Undertaker possesses the power to view distant locations with his mind. He also developed the talent to change shape into a sloth and he is able to deflect blinding light. Undertaker has been known to edit the memories of others and he has learned to transform any man into a lizard. Sadly, Undertaker is deathly afraid of foxes.

Fuyumi is known for her extraordinary dexterity. She can transform her body into physical matter and she wages war wielding a razor-sharp laser cannon. Fuyumi has an incredible wisdom and she has the power to confuse the thinking of an opponent. Unfortunately, Fuyumi has a weakness of being afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome.

Inez has been known to transform any cat into a whale. Also, she has mastered the ability to transform her body into titanium and she displays a wondrous knack at fighting in the dark. Inez has the power to block death rays and deflect them toward a single combatant and she has an overwhelming speed. She also has learned to make duplicates of herself. Sadly, Inez takes harm from exposure to crystal.

Mallory has learned to make badgers appear from nowhere, however doing so drains her charisma for six seconds. She has been known to make duplicates of herself and she can become camouflaged, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Mallory has an awe-inspiring sense of hearing and she has the power to transform fire into physical matter. She also has mastered the ability to transform any lizard into water, but only when concentrating. Mallory developed the talent to transform any sheep into a grue. Unfortunately, Mallory becomes deaf in the presence of air.

…win.

Reblog if you’re a girl who likes girls, a boy who likes boys, or a person who believes it shouldn’t matter.

heysheradyn:

your-f-u-c-k-e-d:

saygoodbyetothevowsyoumake:

Why hasn’t everybody in the world reblogged this already.

I like both genders, it doesnt matter.

i’m straight & everyone needs to reblog this.

circusgrotesque:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:


Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I can’t help it, but all I can think of is “Stick ‘em with the pointy end”.

circusgrotesque:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:


Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I can’t help it, but all I can think of is “Stick ‘em with the pointy end”.

sorceresscassandra:

chickahdee:

chaosthatsquiet:

They totally got Hawkeye’s species wrong.

(Gifs aren’t mine, they’re nicked from around. You know how it goes.)

This. Everyone else go home.

I suddenly have “I’m a Bird Mother F***er” Stuck in my head for some reason… 

OOC: Internet is tentatively back!

tigerbutterflydream:

I’m working on kind of a ghetto system now until certain parts can be replaced, but I am here nonetheless! If it craps out again I apologize in advance, but we are going on the plan that I have home internet back! 

SO HAI GAIZ. 8D 

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

sodamnrelatable:

then I’m like:

via sodamnrelatable

((Thank you, i'm alway worried if people will understand i'm not ignoring them. I would be glad if you could start))

((Okay; I’ll get right on it and send you the link when I’m finished :3))